The World’s First Gaming Bio-Exoskeleton Razer Talon
Feast your eyes on the world’s first gaming high precision Biomechatronic Exoskeleton; The Razer Talon, built for gamers to unleash their full APM (Actions Per Minute) potential.
With this “weapon” you are sure to Get Imba and win every battle you encounter against conventional player. Razer Talon is a revolutionary gaming peripheral that could help you achieve God-like speed in gaming.
The latest in advanced biomechatronic prosthesis, the Razer Talon is a bio-exoskeleton designed specifically to accelerate your finger dexterity and movement speed far beyond the pathetic limitations muscle durability and bone density. Any slight twitch in your fingers will immediately be translated into a full action.The Razer Talon unleashes your potential to hit breakneck Actions Per Minute (APM) levels of over 3,000, leaving your opponents in the dust. Optimized and over-engineered for FPS, MMO and RTS gamers.
Razer Talon redefines gaming speed: The average gamer hits 100 actions-per-minute (APM) based on the number of actions on mouse and keyboard – Pro-Gamers peaking around 300 APM. Über-optimized and over-powered for MMO, FPS and RTS gameplay – the Razer Talon will accelerate you to a pace of over 3,000 APM. With its intelligent movement programmability and state of the art construction, your opponents, like your keyboard, will be left smoldering in a cloud of smoke.
Complete Razer Talon Technical Specifications:
- A.T. (Anti-Twitch) Ring Modules – cuts down un-wanted twitch mistakes, sharpens nerve endings to repond to frantic situations faster than before.
- I.S.M. Sensor Technology – sends out rapid brain impulses to act on pure and raw gaming instinct.
- Fibre Optic RazerNerve Cable – Enhance optic cable that transmits signals with less than .000002ms latency.
- Adjustable Polycarbonate Shell – lightweight shell to fit various sizes, lined with viscoelastic memory foam (thanks to NASA).
- Adjustable Silicon Straps – comfortable adjustable straps for enabled long hours of gaming without slippage of loss of control.
- Razer KineticLink – highspeed ZeroLag databus to interlink and synchronize minute wrist movements with precise finger motion.
- Razer T.R.M. Technology – Razer Tissue Massage module has built in schedules to reduce long-term pain and strain.
- 48 hours Lithium-Ion PowerPack – can play 2 days non-stop and can use USB for plug in power supply.
- Razer Talon glows in the dark
So what do you think? Razer Talon is really a must have gaming peripheral for every gamers out there.
And when you order Razer Talon, be sure to buy the Razer Snake Oil Hyperesponse Lubricant. It helps to prevent your hand from burning due to friction caused by high speed movements.
You can pre-order Razer Talon at RazerZone.Com.
An oh by the way, this is an April Fools Joke from Razer. ^_^